danisnotonfire - deal with it ya twat
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deal-with-it-ya-twat:

Dan saying “deal with it ya twat”

i feel obliged to reblog this okay. 

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kekjazz:

datsenseofhumor:

jardestiel:

jake-spanish:

jake-spanish:

this-url-is-clever:

lampsarenice:

WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.

In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious  While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams. 
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8. 
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.

will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it

wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU

*reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*

OH MY GOD

oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF

i will never be the same….

i will never sleep again

the-vashta-nerada:

This had to be made rebloggable.

the-vashta-nerada:

This had to be made rebloggable.

sheraned:

kickthepj + instagram: the perfection that is his face

I’m fabulous, but I might rob you. best of both worlds.

Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.

tigerrcat:

its-a-threebatchproblem:

OH MY GOD THANK YOU.

I go to an all girls school, and it seems like all they think about is me “falling in love with them” or “having a crush on them”.

Well I don’t.

I hate ALL of you.

THANK YOU

thatsbrutaldude:

Lick Lick

thatsbrutaldude:

Lick Lick

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

christhegeek:

weepingpegasus:

vaginapowersactivate:





Suddenly, best post.

I’ve never agreed more completely with a Tumblr post ever.

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

christhegeek:

weepingpegasus:

vaginapowersactivate:

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Suddenly, best post.

I’ve never agreed more completely with a Tumblr post ever.

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

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THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

tyleroakley:

I mean…